The$Bitkins

First there were The Smurfs, then came Care Bears, then The Simpsons, and then Tom Brady won some football games, and then MySpace came & went, and then Tom Brady won some more football games, and then came....

The$Bitkins ($BITKIN), a crude, meta family unit, born of a volcani’splosion of love between $SOOFY (soofy raainn) & $AXLBUCK (axl bucker zzS), in an ever-expanding meme'iverse ecosystem of nonsense. It's hard to say if, or wen, they'll get their own episodic Adult Swim program on the Cartoon Network, but gee-whiz wouldn't that be cool.

*Disclaimer: 99.99% chance there’s never a $Bitkins cartoon on Adult Swim, but maybe we’ll make little animated shorts and post ‘em somewhere 👌

✅Memes

🪂Airdrops

🔥Burns

🥶Freezes

🔒Locks

🏹Revocations

📝0% TAX

💃Women Dancing

💱DEX+CEX(?)+SEX(?)

😲OTHER STUFF?!!!

🎩CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS: Ian Ziering? Fran Drescher? Haley Joel Osment?

👾Radical 8-bit ACTION?!!!🤖

💦A___ B_____ S_____ R___ S*X TAPE?!!!💦

Like, OMGWTF?!!!

71% > Fair Launch

15% > Airdrops

11% > Dev/Marketing

3% > ????????

*All Subject to Change

$BITKIN

71% > FAIR Launch

15% > Airdrops

11% > Dev/Marketing

3% > ????????

*All Subject to Change

Fair Launch coming soon via PinkSale.finance !!!

Airdrops coming soon via soldrops.xyz !!!

*Saga Genesis + CH2 Holders, Platform Permitting

$bitkin

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*Disclaimer: This was a poorly executed launch and has more or less flatlined due to all sorts of reasons, but we bought a bunch back anyway, and you can still get a bunch on the cheap too if you want... But HURRY!!! 👌

murrtch wen !! �💜

Probably gonna make a kicka** 2D Sidescroller game where $SOOFY has to save $AXLBUCK from an evil demon-lord up in a tower or somethin’, and then $AXLBUCK returns the favor by saving $SOOFY from a terrorist Cyberpunk Syndicate who’s got her hostage‘ized & strapped to a mind-eraser chair, and then their love is strengthened due to all the adversity they overcome together! ❤

*Disclaimer: Probably gonna slowly rollout a shi**y 2D Sidescroller that’ll maybe evolve over time into something interesting or potentially even fun 👌

$BITKIN

$AXLBUCK

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$SOOFY

$SOOFY has no association with Sophie Rain. $AXLBUCK has no association with Alex Becker. $BITKIN has no association with Bitcoin. These tokens are simply meme coins for entertainment purposes, they have no intrinsic value nor expectation of financial return.